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i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life
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NO THANK YOU.
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imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
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- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
- me: Hey alex i just met you
- me: and this is crazy
- me: but here's my body
- me: so let's make babys
don’t really understand the point anymore
20 hours ago on May 28, 2012 at 08:38am
HEY THATS A HALF TRUE
(via mis-er-y)
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
(via coastalkidss)
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
MIRANDA.
(via haave-you-met-ted)
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
(via haave-you-met-ted)
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
