secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

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Title: Young Love (Feat. Laura Marling) Artist: Mystery Jets 557 plays

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#faves  #muzak  


This apartment tour makes me so positive & peaceful!
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I changed my mind I like azealia banks 

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My biggest dream is to be a good mom:/

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my favourite thing in the world is seeing ppl wearing glasses with no lenses


while we’re on the topic we can drag this unfunny heaux too

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moves to open up the pit with

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