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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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boyirl:

The Girl with a Pearl Earring by Jan Vermeers, 1665 x. Paris Hilton // photoset #9 (1,2)

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woodmeat:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

Polite ass hood niggas make me 💦

yall pick a random adjective to lust over every 2 days

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im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

took this the other night when I was cute as hell bye

been working all weekend so it’s been rly nice or have my mind on things other than bein sad and my crush I actually felt a bit happy

nulchar:

theaussiegoober:

Not without lube!

believe in yourself

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

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spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

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supermariofuneral:

Do you thinking they’re like arguing or something

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when you finally make your girl squirt

#BYEEEE  

dinuguan:

cosbyykidd:

he looks like a strong mosquito

why does man have leg of child???