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i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life

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tyleroakley:

NO THANK YOU.

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vvithin:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

(via thesheeptree)

  • Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
  • Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
  • me: Hey alex i just met you
  • me: and this is crazy
  • me: but here's my body
  • me: so let's make babys

don’t really understand the point anymore

(via mis-er-y)

tranniezandgrannies:

HEY THATS A HALF TRUE

(via mis-er-y)

just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

(via coastalkidss)

tyleroakley:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

MIRANDA.

(via haave-you-met-ted)

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

 image

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(via thelonelybones)

  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

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